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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In March I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] enigmassweet (10 points). Last Wednesday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Thursday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole [livejournal.com profile] strtwearinpurpl's purse (30 points). In April I helped [livejournal.com profile] thosetwoturrets see the light (8 points). In October I committed genocide... Sorry about that, [livejournal.com profile] flightattdntguy (-5000 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5028 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
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. . . I'll admit to killing scores of people, but I must say it was a) all in self-defense, b) they're all back alive now, and c) it had nothing whatsoever to do with Simon. (Also, a moldy sandwich is the worst punishment Santa can inflict on me?)

Date: 2009-12-24 09:50 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] deadgirlsliekme.livejournal.com
I got a moldy sandwich too, if it makes you feel better.

Date: 2009-12-24 09:51 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] save-us-alice.livejournal.com
You? Naughty??

I'm a bad influence on you. ;)

Date: 2009-12-24 09:52 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] deadgirlsliekme.livejournal.com
Yes! I'm not as pure as the driven snow (no matter what my absurdly pale coloring may suggest).

Oh, you're a wonderful influence. <3

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