Alice Grew Up. So Did Wonderland.

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In March I bought porn for enigmassweet (10 points). Last Wednesday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Thursday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole strtwearinpurpl's purse (30 points). In April I helped thosetwoturrets see the light (8 points). In October I committed genocide... Sorry about that, flightattdntguy (-5000 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5028 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, save_us_alice

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. . . I'll admit to killing scores of people, but I must say it was a) all in self-defense, b) they're all back alive now, and c) it had nothing whatsoever to do with Simon. (Also, a moldy sandwich is the worst punishment Santa can inflict on me?)

Originally done on my personal LJ, docsgirl, reposted here for backstory purposes. (Actually, Alice only did one of these before, but I answered the second one here.)

First, 14 questions Alice answered in-character:
( Story Of My Life )

And second, 20 questions about her life that I found rather awkward to answer at times. Since she was, you know, just shy of eight when she went catatonic, and there's a couple of questions about her sex habits. . . .
( Still, I Persevered )